Jeff the killer had finished what he calls "daily rounds" and felt tired. Jeff had burned off his eyelids so he couldn't sleep, though. Jeff felt more and more sleepy until he sleep walked into SlenderMan's mansion
"SlenderMan...."
Jeff started.
"I can't sleep...."
"Here... Jeff"
Slenderman said.
"I have a magical fairy tale that will get you to sleep.."
Slenderman sat in a chair as Jeff sat on the ground.
"Once there was a sleepy boy.."
Slenderman said.
"He was the sleepiest boy in the sleep kingdom...."
"He was about to dose off when.."
"WAKEY WAKEY SLEEPYDOO! A MAGICAL SLEEP TROLL CAME IN AND JUMPED AND BOUNCED ArOUnd WITH EXCITMENT!!!"
"THE BOY WAS THEN WISKED AWAY BY A FLYING MALLUSC! THE END!"
This story didn't make Jeff go to sleep...
"SLENDERMAN! THAT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL!"
"Okay, Jeff, then lets try a nursry rhime that my mommy sung to me.."
"GET UP! DON'T LAY DOWN GET UP DON'T LAY DOWN!!!!"
SLENDERMAN! I'm trying to go to sleep! Not get up!"
"Oh.... I see... Here Jeff drink this drink.
Jeff looked at the cup full of brown liquid.
"What is thi-"
"DRINK IT JEFF!"
Jeff lifted the cup up to his mouth and drunk the strange liquid.
"Hmm.. this isn't half bad! What's this drink Slenderman?"
Slenderman looked at Jeff with a smile.
"It's coffee."
"COFFEE?!?!"
Jeff dropped the dropped the drink.
"For the last time Slenderman I'm Trying to GO TO SLEEP!"
Jeff was now becomming hyper. His heart pounded and he bounced all over the place. He ran down the street trying to stop his legs, but he couldn't control his hyper body.
"I... gues I'll just have to let my body catch up with my weary brain.."
All the sudden, a bush jumped up into a sleep troll.
"WAKEY WAKEY! SLEEPYDOO!"
"AAAA!" Jeff screamed "SLEEP TROll!"
Jeff realized it was just a bush.
Jeff ran in front of a buildboard advertizing milk.
Jeff glanced at the milk on the board..
"Why Jeff? Why did you drink me?"
"I'm sorry mr. milk, you are just so delicious...."
Jeff shook his head.
"That buildboard is NOT talking to me.. keep going til you crash Jeff."
As Jeff ran passed the buildboard the milk on the sign said:
"Why Jeff?"
Jeff kept running until he saw a gigantic Slenderman.
"YOU'RE WASTING ALL ME MUSTARD!" ME PHROPHETS! ME PROPHETS!" the gigantic Slenderman said.
The thing that was weird was that slenderman hated mustard!
Jeff ran into a huge tower made of buckets of mustard, and the tower toppled over on Jeff. A huge flying malusc that Slenderman described in the story whisked Jeff the killer away into the sky.
The molusc ran into something, and dropped Jeff.
Jeff saw a huge light ahead of him...
"Please... PLEASE just let me sleep...." Jeff cried.
"There's no reason to despair my child..."
Jeff looked up when he heard the voice...
It was Sir Seasel the SeaSleep king..
"Sir Seasel the SeesSleep king?" Jeff smiled.
"Close your eyes, and I'll put magic sand in your eyes so you could sleep..."
With sand buring his eyes, Jeff collapsed to the ground and had a good night's sleep.
Until...
"WAKEY WAKEY SLEEPYDOO!"